The Doctor: Among all the varied wonders of the universe, there's nothing so firmly clamped shut as the military mind.
[Morgaine sees The Brigadier for the first time]
Morgaine: A warrior no less! How goes the day?
Brigadier: I've had better.
Morgaine: I am Morgaine, the sun-killer. Dominator of the thirteen worlds and battle queen of the S'Rax. What say you?
Brigiadier: I am Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart. Surrender now and we can avoid bloodshed.
Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart: Oh dear. Women. Not really my field.
The Doctor: Don't worry, Brigadier. People will be shooting at you soon.
The Doctor:You've got enough weapons here to fight a war.
Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart: That's the general idea.
The Doctor: It'll be useless, Brigadier.
Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart: Not this time, Doctor. [Opens an ammo box and holds up a round to show The Doctor] Armour-Piercing, solid core with a Teflon coating; go through a Dalek.
The Doctor: A non-stick bullet.
Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart: UNIT's been very busy, Doctor. We've also got high-explosive rounds for Yeti's and very efficient armour-piercing rounds for robots. And we've even got gold-tipped bullets for you-know-what.
Mordred: We know you of old Merlin; you will not kill.
The Doctor: I wouldn't count on it!
Mordred: Come then, look me in the eye, end my life.
[The Doctor struggles for a moment then releases Mordred]
Mordred: Haha! It is a weakness this lack of spirit!
[The Brigadier approaches and points his revolver at Mordred's head]
Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart: Try Me.
Morgaine: [To Mordred via psychic link] Ware this man Mordred, he is steeped in blood.
Mordred: My Mother will destroy you!
Brigadier: Just between you and me, Mordred, I'm getting a little tired of hearing about your mother.
The Doctor: Exotic alien swords are easy to come by, Aces are rare
The Doctor: That, Brigadier, was the beginning of the end of the world.
Bridagier Lethbridge-Stewart: Same as ever, eh Doctor?
Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart: Ace?
Ace: Yes Brigadier?
Bridagier Lethbridge-Stewart: I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. He's all yours from now on. I'm going home to Doris.
The Doctor: Doris?
Bridagier Lethbridge-Stewart: Yes, my wife.
The Doctor: Haha! So she caught you in the end?!
The Doctor: If this Missile explodes millions will die. You will die.
Morgan le Fay: I will die with Honour!
The Doctor: All over the world fools are poised, ready to let death fly. Machines of death, Morgaine, screaming from above. Light brighter than the sun. Not a war between armies, nor a war between nations, but just death. Death gone mad! A child looks up into the sky, his eyes turn to cinders. No more tears, only ashes. Is this Honour? Is this War? Are these the weapons you would use?
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